A semi comprehensive list.
>People who use the word crazy as a substitute for "kooky" "wacky" or "silly" as in "Megan you're so craaaaazy! eheheheheheheheheheh." No I'm not. Crazy is trying to cut of your own finger because that's where the bad thoughts are hiding, or dropping out of school because you've run out of paths to take to class where people can't see you, or you stop eating because all the food is contaminated. Crazy is not "lol wacky."
>People who use "cute" phrases like "Spank you!"
>People who say Danka or Gratzi! for thank you when they speak neither language those words belong to. Because they think it's cute. Are we sensing a pattern?
>People who ask questions so they can make obnoxious dissaproving faces regardless of how valid your answer might be. Fucking buy counter.
>People who drive SUVs with rediculoud soundsystems so they can pound their shitty music into your skull from behind.
>Ricer douchebags who don't know how to put on a hat.
>Ricer douchebags who aren't exactly sure what an engine is, other than it gets in the way of their body kit.
>RICER DOUCHEBAGS
>The people who run oil companys who've bought the patents that would have allowed for fule economy in the 100 mpg range as far back as the seventies only to sit on them as their wallets get fatter off our exceedingly wasteful methods for powering cars.
>People who can't control their children. It's called a spanking. It works.
Soon to come: the sorts of people who overcompensate for this shit gallery.
whenami
4 years ago
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